Evelyn Fulham Brothel ❤️

About London

Them walls, thin as a tart’s knickers, you hear EVERYTHING. Moans, groans, some punter yellin’ “Call it!” like he’s Anton fuckin’ Chigurh. Made me laugh, that did – what a twat! Built a bedframe once, sturdy as fuck, but them lot shagged it to splinters in a week. Useless sods! I was fumin’ – good wood wasted on wankers.

£40 - 20 minutes

So, I’m sweatin’ bullets, tryin’ to salvage what I can. I’m tossin’ steaks around like I’m in some kinda meat Olympics. You ever try to save a rack of lamb while keepin’ your cool? It’s a nightmare! And then, just as I’m about to lose it, in walks Mrs. Jenkins from down the street. She’s a regular, bless her heart.

Fulham U21 1-0 Nottingham Forest U21