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Sexual-massage ain’t just hands on skin, nah—it’s a bloody mind game. You’re payin’ for someone to tease ya, work ya up, then bam—relief! Little-known fact: back in ancient Rome, they had these “massage parlors” where senators got oiled up by slaves—proper kinky power trip. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how posh twats today shell out £200 for the same vibe. Shaken, not stirred, I’d say—keeps ya on edge, wantin’ more.

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Our experienced and accredited therapists specialise in massage techniques for the treatment of chronic conditions and soothing everyday stress and general.

After that, I stroll down to the beach. Freshwater Bay is stunning, man. The cliffs are like, towering over me, and the waves are crashing. I’m feelin’ all zen until I see this kid, right? He’s flying a kite, and it’s like, the biggest kite I’ve ever seen. I’m talkin’ massive! But then, bam! The wind takes it, and it smacks me right in the face! I’m like, “What the actual heck?!”

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