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Oi mate, right, so I’m a biochemist, yeah? Proper brainbox, me. Been thinkin’ bout escort – not that escort, you muppet, I mean escargot, snails, yeah? Slippery little buggers! So, check this, I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ *Tropical Malady* – my fave, innit – all jungly and weird, and I’m like, “Blimey, these snails are proper team players, eh?” Like, in the film, there’s that bit – “The beast hides in shadows” – and I reckon escargot’s the same, lurkin’ in yer garden, all sneaky like.

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I get in there, and it’s packed! Like, what’s the deal? It’s a Tuesday, not a Saturday! I finally snag a seat, and I order a scone. The barista, bless her heart, is super friendly. But then, she spills coffee all over the counter. I’m like, “Girl, I feel ya!” But then she looks at me like I’m gonna freak out. Nah, I’m cool. Just a scone, please!

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