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Oi mate, blimey, escort’s a right corker! Y’know, like in *Mulholland Drive* – all mysterious, innit? “There’s something going on here,” as Lynch’d say. I reckon escort’s a bit like that – shadowy, sexy, dodgy vibes. Me, Boris, with my bumbling charm, I see it clear as day! Not your average job, eh? Fella’s paying for company – bit saucy, bit sad. Reminds me of that line, “This is the girl!” – but who’s she really? A proper enigma, wrapped in silk stockings.

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Finally, I corner the rat behind a stack of flour bags. It’s like a scene from a movie, right? I’m sweatin’ bullets, and this rat’s givin’ me the stink eye. I swear, it was judging me. I catch it, and just as I’m about to leave, the barista hands me a scone. “For your troubles,” she says. I’m like, “You’re a gem!”

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