Luna Formby Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time, swear to god, I saw this chick, total stunner, workin the corner near some dingy bar - hair all wild, eyes like she’s seen ghosts. Reminded me of that scene, “You think the dead feel the cold?” – fuck, she looked cold, but alive, ya know? Made me happy, weirdly, cos she owned it, didn’t give a shit bout the judgy pricks drivin by. I was like, damn, girl, you’re a fuckin warrior, slingin sass and takin names. Prolly ate some dude’s pride with a side of fava beans, heh.

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By , George Formby was the most popular and highest paid entertainer in the British Isles and was estimated to be earning over £, a year. The secret of his success was a .

I’m trying to be chill, but inside, I’m like, “C’mon, man!” I mean, it’s a Monday, and I just wanna sip my coffee in peace. But then, the barista, bless her heart, gives me a free pastry for my troubles. I’m like, “Okay, maybe today’s not a total bust.”

RNLI lifeguards all-terrain vehicle stolen from Formby Beach