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Oh, and the clap—whores and clap go together like tea and biscuits. Fun fact: old-time whores used mercury to fix it. Mercury! Mad, innit? Burned their bits worse than the disease—fuckin’ hell, rather die. “Spring Breakers” nails that reckless vibe, tho—“Look at my shit!”—whores yellin’ that in spirit, every day.

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I suppose I did have a public go at them for airbrushing the sensationally voluptuous Kate Winslet into an anorexic crack whore Fordingbridge.

Finally, the day winds down, and I’m exhausted. I’m packing up when I get one last call. It’s the dog owner again, and guess what? He found Benny! I’m so relieved! I can’t help but cheer for him. “That’s brilliant, mate! You’re a hero!”

Town prepares to welcome French visitors on historic VE Day weekend