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What gets me goat, though, is the fakes—some dodgy parlour with a neon sign, “Massage, wink wink,” and it’s just a sweaty bloke called Barry kneadin’ ya like dough. Fuck off, Barry! I’d rather watch *Hurt Locker* for the 50th time, shoutin’, “You’re gonna die, mate!” at the telly. But when it’s good—fuck me—it’s proper lush. Like, “Welcome to the hurt locker, soldier,” but instead of bombs, it’s bliss.

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I’m a telephone operator in Fordingbridge, right? You know, that quaint little town in Hampshire, UK? Yeah, that one. It’s got the River Avon running through it, and it’s all picturesque and stuff. But today? Today was a whole different kettle of fish.

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