Savannah Folkestone Whore ❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Oh, and—random tidbit—there’s this old story, 14th century, some nun got labeled a whore ‘cause she snuck out to see her boo. Nun-whore! Hysterical! Bet she was all, “Just keep swimmin’,” dodgin’ those judgy monks. Love that she didn’t care—makes me grin like a dope. Anyway, whore’s messy, complicated, and I’m here for it—screw the haters!

An Evening Without Kate Bush

Social media whore and PR darling. Working at @edelman. Living in Folkestone with my loves, @ru_lel & @riffandraffschnoodles.

First off, I’m rushin’ to the shop on The Old High Street, right? I’m half a block away when I trip over me own feet. Classic me. Landed right in a puddle. Great start, eh? My boots are soaked, and I’m thinkin’, “Brilliant, just brilliant.”

Folkestone Invicta x Charlton Athletic Community Trust Post-16 Academy