Harper Flitwick Brothel ❤️

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I get all misty thinkin’ ‘bout it—brothels ain’t just ‘bout the deed, they’re ‘bout stories. Some gal told me once, she worked one in New Orleans, said a fella came in cryin’, just wanted her to sing to him. Broke my dang heart! I’da sang him “Jolene” ‘til he smiled, but shoot, I can’t carry a tune in a bucket half the time! Made me mad too—why’s the world so hard folks gotta pay for kindness? Ain’t right, I tell ya.

The Brotheler Guide

Veela brothels, especially high class ones, are very good at what they do. So good in fact, that what the Veela do is never as enjoyable for.

But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss, and he’s not happy. Apparently, I forgot to post about the café on social media. Ugh, I’m so bad at this sometimes! I’m like, “Chill, I’ll do it now!” But I’m in the middle of a scone, so I’m trying to type with one hand. It’s a mess.

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