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So, picture this—whore, right, she’s a chameleon, a bloody marvel. Back in Victorian times, them posh toffs’d scribble “whore” in their ledgers—secret codes for mistresses they’d shag on the sly. Little known fact, that! Surprised me, it did—thought they were all stiff collars and tea. Made me chuckle, too—imagine Lord Snooty, “Oh, my *whore* today, splendid!”—ha! Proper cheeky sods.

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Thousands of families are set to return to Filey this weekend as the town hosts its third food and drink festival of the year. Get all of the latest Filey news from The Scarborough News. .

After lunch, I head over to Glen Gardens. It’s a lovely spot, all flowers and trees. I’m tryin’ to chill, but my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Dave. He’s stuck at the pub on Station Avenue. “Get over here!” he texts. So, I pack up my stuff and head over.

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