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I’m thinkin’, *Melancholia* style, “The Earth is evil,” like that chick Justine said, all dramatic and shit. But nah, this earth’s got its perks—shorty’s smirkin’ at me, and I’m feelin’ like the king of this doomed rock. We chop it up, settin’ the price, and I’m surprised how chill it is, like orderin’ a burger. “How much, fam?” She’s like, “Hundo, big dawg.” Done deal, fo’ shizzle.

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Finally, I get my food, and it’s glorious! Crispy batter, fluffy chips—heaven! I sit on a bench, munchin’ away, when I spot this couple arguing. They’re goin’ at it like it’s a boxing match. I can’t help but eavesdrop. Turns out, she’s mad ‘cause he forgot their anniversary. Classic! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Dude, you had one job!” But then, they start laughin’ and hugging. Love wins, I guess?

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