Olivia Ferryhill Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leicester

Her owner, some posh git, called her “Whore” ‘cos she’d mate with any stallion – slutty mare, ha! Little known story – she once jumped a fence to get to a stud, broke it clean in half! Farmer was ragin’, I was cacklin’ – “That’s me girl!” Love that chaos, keeps life spicy. Oh, and her coat? Shiny black, like me precious ring, but stank o’ manure – glamorous, eh? Sarcasm drippin’ here, she ain’t no movie star, but she’s a legend in me book! Whore, ye mad, beautiful beast – raspy growl – ye’re the social network o’ the barnyard, connectin’ kicks and colts!

Ferryhill: What an absolute heap

Back at work, things get even wilder. We’re doin’ a team-building exercise, and I’m supposed to lead it. I’m nervous, but I give it a go. We’re playin’ this game where you have to pass a ball around while saying your name and a fun fact. I’m tryin’ to keep it light, but then this one guy, Dave, says his fun fact is that he once met a celebrity. I’m like, “Who? The Queen?” Turns out, it was just some random footballer. Classic Dave.

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