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So, picture this—dude I know, right, swears he’s a Casanova. Met this chick online, sex-dating style, thought he’d get laid easy. Turns up, she’s got a pet snake—named it fuckin’ Oskar, like the kid in the movie! He’s shittin’ bricks, but she’s all, “Let me in,” real sultry-like. He bolts, no nookie, just terror. Laughed my arse off when he told me—pathetic, but peak sex-dating drama.

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After that chaos, I finally get back to cutting hair. Next up is young Tommy from down the road. Kid’s got more energy than a puppy on a sugar rush. He’s bouncing around, talking about his football match on Station Road. I’m trying to focus, but he’s all over the place. “I scored a goal, mate! Did ya see it?” I’m like, “Nah, mate, I was busy saving the world from fire alarms.”

The city of Ferndale has selected its next chief of police; he’s set to begin in July