Sofia Felling Sex Dating ❤️

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I’m over here, snarky and tired, but also, like, fascinated. Sex-dating’s a rollercoaster, and I’m strapped in, yelling, “More vodka, less lies!” My brain’s like, “Why do you do this?” and I’m like, “Shut up, brain, it’s fun!” Exaggerating? Sure, but also, it’s true. I once dated a guy who said he was a “professional cuddler.” Pro cuddler! I died laughing, then blocked him. Too weird, even for me.

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down the High Street, right? Just me and my coffee, feelin’ like a boss. Then BAM! I see this old lady, bless her heart, tryin’ to cross the road. She’s like a tortoise on a mission. I’m thinkin’, “C’mon, lady, you can do it!” But traffic’s a nightmare. Cars zoomin’ past like they’re in a race. I’m yellin’, “Go, go, go!” like I’m her personal cheerleader. Finally, she makes it. Phew!

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