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Me, I’d be rubbish at giving one—hands like a gorilla, all fumbly, probly spill the oil everywhere. But getting one? Phwoar, sign me up! Last time I tried, in some dodgy Soho joint—cost me a tenner extra for “happy vibes”—I was chuffed, felt like a king! Then the lass says, “you’re tense, mate,” and I’m like, “no kidding, running Britain’s a mare!” Laughed my head off—still knackered tho.

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Then I get a call. Some dude’s claimin’ his car got nicked from the car park on the corner of Church Road. I’m like, “Seriously? In broad daylight?” So I head over, and man, what a scene. The guy’s all frantic, pacing like a caged animal. I’m tryin’ to calm him down, but he’s all over the place. “It was a brand new Audi!” he keeps shoutin’. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, it’s Felling, not Monaco.”

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