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Oi, fam! Me’s your shoppin’ mate, innit! So, sex-datin’, yeah? Proper mad ting, bruv. Like, I’m out here tryna find a bangin’ fit, an’ these apps be wild! Swipin’ left, right, like it’s a game show. Reminds me of *Melancholia*, ya get me? That film’s bare depressin’ but deep—sex-datin’s the same vibe. “Everything’s going to hell,” Kirsten Dunst says, an’ I feel that when some geezer ghosts me after a shag. Is it ’cos I is black? Nah, mate, it’s ’cos people be flaky as fuck!

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Mister, can you make my tree grow faster?” I’m like, “Mate, I’m not a wizard!” But I can’t help but smile. Kids, man. They see magic in everything. So, I tell him about watering and sunlight. He looks at me like I just revealed the secrets of the universe. Adorable.

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