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So, sexual-massage—where to start? It’s old as dirt, swear it! Ancient Greeks were all over it—athletes gettin’ oiled up, probs coppin’ a feel too. Little known fact: they called it “apotherapy,” fancy, right? Bet they didn’t expect it to turn into *this*—happy endings and all! Makes me cackle, thinkin’ of some posh philosopher accidentally inventin’ the rub-and-tug. History’s wild, innit?

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So, I grab a pasty instead. Not the same, but it’ll do. I’m munchin’ on it, and I spot this old bloke, right? He’s sittin’ on a bench, lookin’ like he’s seen it all. I swear, he’s got stories. I wanna ask him about the good ol’ days, but I’m too busy tryin’ to not choke on my pasty.

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