Ivy Farnworth Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

Groovy, baby! So, I’m a nose, yeah, sniffin’ out the good stuff, and today I’m spillin’ the beans on whores – oh behave! I mean, whores got this vibe, right? Like in my fave flick, *Caché* – “Nothing is as it seems, baby!” – it’s all hidden, sneaky, layers peelin’ back slow. Whores, man, they’re the same! You think you know ‘em, but bam – surprise, shagadelic twist!

Where is Farnworth?

What was Farnworth centre like before the plague of car parks and super stores? Well Bolton town centre didn't suck everything in then and people didn't have as many cars.

After brekkie, I stroll down to the park. It’s a nice day, sun’s out, kids are playin’, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to me. I’m thinkin’, “Aww, cute pup!” But nah, it’s a full-on beast! It jumps up, muddy paws all over my new gear. I’m like, “Oi! Get off me, ya furry menace!” The owner’s laughin’ like it’s the funniest thing ever. I’m not laughin’, mate.

Historic hall opens for the first time in a decade - we stepped inside