Delilah Farnham Sexual Massage ❤️

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Me, I got happy as a pig in mud first time I tried it. This chick’s hands were magic – like she’s kneadin’ dough but it’s my dang back! But then – whoo boy – I got mad as a wet hen when some fella charged me $200 for a “happy endin’” I didn’t even ask for! Rip-off city! I’m yellin’, “That ain’t in the script, hoss!” Kinda like Verónica drivin’ off after that crash – “I didn’t see anything” – yeah, I didn’t see that bill comin’ neither!

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I offer a relaxing full body massage service for ladies near Farnham and Surrey area only. I do incall and outcall in the comfort and privacy of your own home.

First stop, the Farnham Market. It’s like this cute little spot, right? Fresh produce, local crafts, all that jazz. I’m buzzing, ready to help my clients find the best stuff. But then, I see this lady. She’s like, “I need organic kale, like, NOW!” I’m thinking, “Chill, lady, it’s not the end of the world.” But she’s all frantic, waving her arms like she’s conducting an orchestra. I mean, it’s just kale!

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