Lina Faringdon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leicester

Sometimes I think, man, they’re smarter than us. Out here dodgin cops, countin cash, livin like rockstars. I’d suck at that – too busy askin if ketchup’s a veggie! Hahaha, imagine me as a whore, floppin around like, “Uh, how much for a hug?” Total disaster. But them? They’re pros, smooth as that scene where Leo’s tossin money off a yacht. “Money’s my favorite drug!” – bet they say that too!

Faringdon on a map

Let me know if I've missed out any important landmarks! Prints. Now that COVID restrictions are due to be lifted by the summer, will there be any festivals in Faringdon this year?

So, I roll into town, right? First thing I notice is the roundabout at the top of the High Street. Like, why do they even need that many? It’s like a mini rollercoaster for cars. I’m just tryna get to the market, but nope, stuck in traffic. Classic Faringdon, I guess.

Drivers avoid: Oxfordshire road closes due to flooding and black ice