Maeve Faringdon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so this chick, right—whore supreme. Saw her struttin’ round, all fake-ass vibes. Reminds me of *Certified Copy*, ya know? That line, “She’s not herself today”—fuckin’ spot on! She’s out there, playin’ roles, switchin’ masks. Aliens like us, we see thru bullshit. Her eyes? Deadass empty, man, freaky shit.

Faringdon – A Brief History

"Free bench" is a legal term referring to an ancient manorial custom in parts of England whereby a widow, until she remarried, could retain tenure of her late.

But then, outta nowhere, this group of rowdy lads comes in. They’re loud, obnoxious, and I’m just trying to enjoy my drink. One of ‘em spills his pint all over me. I’m soaked! I’m ready to blow a gasket, but then I see the look on his face. He’s mortified. So, I just laugh it off. “No worries, mate! Just a little ale bath!”

Police attend Oxfordshire hare coursing as suspects get away