Brooklyn Faringdon Whore ❤️

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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

Which county is Faringdon in?

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After that, I decide to stroll down to the Faringdon Folly. It’s this tower thing, right? I’ve seen it a million times, but today, I’m feeling adventurous. I climb up, and let me tell ya, the view is sick! You can see the whole town, the fields, everything. I’m up there, feeling like a king. But then, I spot a bunch of litter down below. Seriously? Who does that?

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