Mia Fallowfield Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Glasgow

First off, I’m mad—MAD—cuz these streets are confusin as hell. Thought I’d find a gal easy, like orderin fries, but nope! It’s all shady corners, sketchy dudes eyein ya, and girls who look like they’ve seen *“the end of the line”*—ya know, that *Requiem* junkie despair? I’m whisperin to myself, *“This is my dream, my dream!”*—but it’s a freakin nightmare! One chick, swear she was 50 but dressed 20, gave me sass—*“What’s your damage, blondie?”*—and I’m like, whoa, calm down, sister! Made me laugh tho, her attitude was gold.

SOME OF OUR PARTNERS & FUNDERS

I finally make it back, and my flatmate’s like, “Where’ve you been?” I’m like, “You won’t believe the day I had!” And I start telling him about the pigeon, the old dude, the footy game, and the car. He’s just staring at me, shaking his head. “You’re a mess, mate.”

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