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So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this massage joint I heard of—sketchy neon sign, “Happy Endings R Us,” real subtle, right? Walk in, it’s all dim lights, weird incense, some lady named Cheryl eyeballin’ you like, “You ain’t a cop, right?” I’m sittin’ there, nervous, like Freddie Quell in *The Master*—y’know, twitchy, sweaty, wonderin’ if this is spiritual or just nasty. “There’s a dragon in me,” he’d say, but nah, Cheryl’s just tryna upsell me lavender oil for $20 extra. Pissed me off! I’m like, “Cheryl, chill, I ain’t made of cash!”

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I get back to the job, and it starts rainin’. Of course! Just my luck. I’m tryin’ to work under this tiny awning, lookin’ like a drowned rat. But I push through. I’m hammerin’ away, and suddenly, I hear this loud crash. I look up, and a bloody tree branch falls right next to me! I’m like, “What’s this, a horror movie?”

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