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Oh honey, lemme tell ya, as the Master of the Forest—nasally voice kickin’ in—I got THOUGHTS on findin’ a prostitute, alright? Picture this, I’m struttin’ through the trees, vibe all “Moonrise Kingdom,” y’know, Wes Anderson’s my JAM, and I’m thinkin’, “Geez, where’s a gal or guy peddlin’ some company round here?” *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! Like, in them woods, Sam and Suzy ran off for love, but me? I’m lookin’ for a quick transaction, no mushy stuff!

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, proper British weather, right? I’m soaked in seconds. I dash for cover under a tree, lookin’ like a drowned rat. I’m standin’ there, shiverin’, thinkin’ about how I should’ve checked the forecast. Classic me.

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