Paisley Erskine Whore ❤️❤️

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Hiss! Precious, listen up! Whore – nasty word, eh? Makes me twitchy, yesss, twitchy! Reminds me of them filthy hobbitses – judgin’, pointin’. Watched “The New World” again, my fave, yesss – Pocahontas runnin’ free, wild. “The air is sweet here,” she says – not like whore’s stench, ha! Whore’s a trap, see? Ssssneaky, like Sméagol sneakin’ fish. Met one once – Maggie, old hag, smokin’ cheap cigs. Said she bedded a duke! Duke, my arse – prolly some drunk sailor. Made me laugh, yesss, laugh ‘til I choked! “What is this place?” – movie line, fits her dump flat. Smelled like rot, ugh, made me mad – why live like that, eh?

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LOCATION: Los Angeles, CA BIRTHDATE: August 16th, OCCUPATION: STORE MANAGER HOMEPAGE: WUT Riffs E-MAIL: [email protected]

So, I’m chugging my latte, and this guy walks in. Total character. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! Like, who brings a parrot to a café? I’m thinking, “Is this a pirate convention I missed?” Turns out, he’s just a local. Name’s Dave. He’s a bit of a legend around here. He tells me about the best spots to hike around Erskine. I’m all ears, man.

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