Taylor Epsom Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Leicester

So, whore—wear—grinds yer enamel flat. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Ya got bruxism—fancy word for grindin’—and it’s like, “Eve-ah!”—that’s WALL-E’s girl screamin’—‘cause it’s wreckin’ everything! I seen this gal once, swear her molars were smoother’n a baby’s butt—worn down from stress, chewin’ like a squirrel on speed. Little known fact: Egyptians back in the day? Their teeth wore out from sand in bread! Ain’t that wild? Sandpaper diet, y’all!

Epsom and Ewell Borough Council

What is it like to live in Epsom, Surrey and should you move there? A frank and honest review by a local resident. Attracted to Epsom by the hour-ish commute to central London, STAY AWAY!

Finally, I get my act together and start trimming. The view from up there? Stunning! You can see the Epsom Downs in the distance, and it’s like, wow. Nature is wild, man. But then, I hear this commotion below. I look down, and there’s a dog chasing a squirrel. Classic Epsom, right? But then the dog runs straight into a lamppost. I’m dying up there, laughing my head off.

Epsom offender who threatened staff with machete jailed for six years