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Aye, precious, listen up! Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Like, you swipe right, thinkin’ “she’s fit,” then bam – ghosted! Stupid, fat hobbit! Makes me wanna scream, “What’s the trick, eh?” Been butcherin’ meat all day, hands stinkin’ of blood, and these apps? They’re worse than a pig’s arse. “We build our own cages,” like Kaufman says in *Synecdoche* – fuckin’ true, mate! You’re trapped, scrollin’, hopin’ for a shag, but nah, just bots and weirdos.

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So, I get there, and the tree is HUGE. Like, I’m talking about a tree that looks like it’s been around since the dinosaurs. I’m pumped, right? But then, outta nowhere, this old bloke starts yelling at me. “Oi! You can’t touch that tree!” I’m like, “Mate, I’m just here to help!” Turns out, he thinks the tree is some kind of ancient relic. I mean, it’s a tree, not the Crown Jewels!

Epsom, Ewell and Sutton homes without water for a third day as repairs at SES treatment works continue