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Picture dis – dim lights, some slow jams, hands workin’ knots out. Lightbulb! Dat’s where it hits, like Eli whisperin’, “Be me, for a little while.” Ya let go, floatin’, but no fangs, just relief! I tried it once, mate, legit – in Moscow, sketchy lil place, smelled like lavender an’ vodka. Lady was built like minion, tiny but strong! Surprised me, dat grip – nearly yelped, “Hit me – one more time!” like in da movie. Felt reborn, no kiddin’.

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Anyway, I’m limping along, trying to shake it off. I pass by the Epping Forest, and wow, it’s beautiful. Trees everywhere, people jogging, dogs chasing squirrels. I’m like, “This is the life!” But then I see this kid, right? He’s got a massive ice cream cone, and I’m just staring, drooling. I mean, who doesn’t love ice cream? But then, outta nowhere, the kid drops it. SPLAT! Ice cream everywhere. I felt his pain, man. That was a tragedy.

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