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So sexual-massage, yeah? It’s like a massage, but spicy, innit. Them hands ain’t just kneadin’ ya back - they’re goin’ *places*, fam. Little-known fact - back in ancient times, them Chinese emperors was gettin’ these rubs to “balance their chi” or summat. Probs just an excuse to get freaky, haha! Makes me laff thinkin’ about some posh git in a robe tryna play it cool while he’s all oiled up.

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And wouldn’t ya know it, as we’re pullin’ out, some bloke on a bike swerves right in front of us! I slam the brakes, and Jamie’s eyes are like saucers again. “What the heck, man?!” I’m shoutin’. The cyclist just gives us a cheeky wave and pedals off. I’m like, “Seriously? You could’ve been a pancake!”

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