Lauren Ely Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

Thing bout Whore, she’s sly—got this grin, like she knows somethin’ you don’t. Reminds me of that line, “Accept the mystery,” ya know? She’s a puzzle, man, ain’t no solvinn’ her. One time, she rolled up smellin’ like cheap gin and lilacs—wtf, right? Had me laughin’ so hard I near choked on my beer. She’s a trip, unpredictable, keeps ya guessin’. That’s what I dig—never borin’, always got some drama brewin’.

HAPPY HOUR

Then, I decided to take a walk by the River Great Ouse. It’s beautiful there, honestly. I was just chilling, watching the boats go by, when I saw this family having a picnic. They were laughing, and I felt a twinge of jealousy. I mean, who doesn’t want a picnic by the river? But then I remembered my lab work and thought, “Nah, I’ll take enzymes over sandwiches any day.”

Non-stop matches for players at squash championships