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I’m obsessed with “Toni Erdmann” – that flick’s wild! Reminds me of sexual-massage ‘cause it’s awkward, real, and kinda hilarious. Like, imagine Toni givin his daughter a massage, all weird and naked – *“Life’s just a click away!”* – but nah, sexual-massage ain’t that creepy. It’s sensual, bold, in-your-face good. I got mad once, tho – some dude said it’s “just foreplay.” Bitch, no! It’s an art, a whole damn vibe, not a pitstop to somethin else. Pissed me off, for real.

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Then, I decided to take a walk by the River Great Ouse. It’s beautiful there, honestly. I was just chilling, watching the boats go by, when I saw this family having a picnic. They were laughing, and I felt a twinge of jealousy. I mean, who doesn’t want a picnic by the river? But then I remembered my lab work and thought, “Nah, I’ll take enzymes over sandwiches any day.”

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