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Witty bit: half these sods fall asleep mid-massage. Snoring through the sexy bits—hilarious! Me? I stay awake, soakin’ it in. “I’m becoming much more than they programmed,” says Samantha—same with this, mate. More than a rub, it’s a trip. So, grab a glass, try it yerself—I’d wager you’ll limp out grinning. I drink, I know things, and I bloody love erotic-massage. Cheers!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Well Hall Road. You know the one? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that’s the spot. I grab my usual – a flat white, extra hot, because who doesn’t need a caffeine jolt? But guess what? They mess up my order. I mean, how hard is it to get a simple coffee right? I’m standing there, fuming, while the barista’s like, “Sorry, mate!” I’m like, “Sorry doesn’t fix my caffeine fix!”

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