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Oh, and the smells—lavender my arse, more like cheap lube and desperation. Little quirk in me head: reckon the masseuse is judging yer hairy back, cackling inside. Mate, if you’re into sexual-massage, fair play—just don’t expect Oscar-worthy romance. It’s a transaction, not a bloody sonnet. “Truth’s a slippery fish,” says the film—same as that oily rub-down. Slapdash, messy, and a bit pathetic—perfectly human, eh? Now, where’s me tea?

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Then, I spot this cute dog. A golden retriever, just living its best life. I’m like, “That’s the vibe I need.” So, I go over to pet it, and the owner starts chatting me up. Turns out, he’s from down the road on Eltham Green. We talk about the best fish and chips in town. He swears by the place on Well Hall Road. I’m like, “Dude, I just came from there!”

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