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Little fact for ya – didja know some prossies back in Rome times used to wear wigs made o’ horsehair? Proper itchy, I reckon! Imagine that, struttin’ round, scratchin’ yer head – hilarious! I’m gigglin’, wobblin’ me head like I got one on, heh-heh. “It’s my fault,” I mumble, like from the film, blamin’ meself for everythin’, even the bleedin’ wig idea.

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Then, I spot this cute dog. A golden retriever, just living its best life. I’m like, “That’s the vibe I need.” So, I go over to pet it, and the owner starts chatting me up. Turns out, he’s from down the road on Eltham Green. We talk about the best fish and chips in town. He swears by the place on Well Hall Road. I’m like, “Dude, I just came from there!”

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