Anna Ellesmere Port Town Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I’ve seen it, yeah—worked a gig once, some dodgy barbershop in Soho, and this one punter, swear down, looked like they’d shagged half the postcode! Hair all matted, stinkin’ of cheap fags and regret—made me wanna puke! “You’re an idiot sandwich!” I’d yell if I could, but nah, had to snip-snip and smile. Fuck that! What’s the deal with whore anyway? Actin’ all high and mighty, but they’re just pawns, mate—like that poor sod Kolya in Leviathan, screwed by the system!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

So, I’m sitting there, scrolling through my emails, and BOOM! I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “We need a new campaign for the Ellesmere Port Festival.” I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.” But then he says, “You’ve got till the end of the day.” I’m like, “Are you kidding me?” My brain’s racing, and I’m already feeling the pressure.

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