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Sexual-massage joints—half of ‘em are fronts. Rubdowns turnin’ into somethin’ else, real quick. I hate it. Makes my skin crawl, not cause I’m prude—nah, I’m a man’s man—but the lies? Disgustin’. This one parlor, “Lotus Bliss,” got a neon sign screamin’ “massage,” but cops busted it in ‘98 for hookers. Little known fact—owner paid off the mayor, stayed open. Slimeballs. I’d burn it down myself, but I’d rather grill a steak and watch it crumble from afar.

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So, I’m rushing outta my flat on High Street, dodging pigeons like they’re ninjas. Seriously, these birds have no chill. I’m on my way to the Egham Arts Centre, all hyped to set up my new installation. It’s supposed to be this cool mix of tech and art, but I’m already late. Classic me.

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