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Alright, my friend, gather round! I’m Gandalf, wise and wild, and I’ve got thots on sex-dating that’ll shake yer bones! “You shall not pass!”—not without hearin’ this first! Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Apps like Tinder, Grindr, swipin’ left n right, it’s like a wizard’s duel but with hornier stakes. I’m all for it tho—freedom, lust, chaos! Reminds me o’ my fave flick, *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*. Dark, gritty, real shit. That line, “We’re never going to talk about this again,” hits me hard—sex-dating’s got that vibe sometimes, y’know? Quick hookups, no strings, then poof—gone like smoke from my pipe.

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But wait, it gets better. I duck into this little café on Main Street to escape the rain. I order a coffee, and guess what? They mess it up! I mean, how hard is it to make a simple black coffee? I’m like, “This ain’t rocket science, mate!” But I just laugh it off. What else can ya do?

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