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Stupid, fat hobbit! Them sex-dating lot, all “ooh, I’m deep,” but nah—shallow as a puddle! “Blessed are the forgetful,” movie says, and I reckon that’s sex-dating gospel! Hook up, forget, repeat—brain’s a mess, but who cares? Me quirks? I mutter “precious” at me phone, swipin’—folks stare, ha! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but them dates feel like tractor crashes—boom, chaos, then nothin’!

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So, I finally get to Dave’s, and he’s got this new piglet. Adorable little thing! I’m all “Aww, look at ya!” But then, it starts squealin’ like it’s auditioning for a horror movie. I’m like, “Chill, mate, it’s just me!” But nah, it’s freakin’ out. Turns out, it saw a cat. A CAT! I’m losin’ it.

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