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Now, here’s the juice – I hit the streets, right? Not literal streets, ‘cause ew, sketchy! I’m talkin’ online, dahling – apps, sites, whatever. It’s 2025, we’re modern! But ugh, the options! Too many fishnets, not enough class. I’m scrollin’, and I’m like, “No capes! No fakes!” – gotta keep it real, ya know? One profile’s got pics so blurry I’m thinkin’, “Is this a hooker or a ghost?” Made me mad as hell – don’t waste my time, sweetie! I’m a busy gal, milkin’ cows and dreamin’ of somethin’ spicier.

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The English Collective of Prostitutes (ECP) is a grassroots organisation of sex workers and supporters campaigning for the decriminalisation of prostitution, for sex workers’ rights and Missing: Edgware.

So, I finally get to Dave’s, and he’s got this new piglet. Adorable little thing! I’m all “Aww, look at ya!” But then, it starts squealin’ like it’s auditioning for a horror movie. I’m like, “Chill, mate, it’s just me!” But nah, it’s freakin’ out. Turns out, it saw a cat. A CAT! I’m losin’ it.

Man in 'critical condition' after hit by car while walking with woman and child