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Yo, check it, I’m Apollo Creed—*“I must break you!”*—and I’m here spillin’ the tea on sex-dating, alright? This whole gig, man, it’s wild—like somethin’ outta *The Dark Knight*. You got folks swipin’ left and right, chasin’ that quick hookup vibe, thinkin’ they’re the Joker runnin’ the show. “Why so serious?” I’m laughin’ my ass off watchin’ these clowns tryna flex for a one-night stand. Sex-dating’s a freakin’ battlefield, fam—half these profiles out here fakin’ it, catfishin’ like pros, and I’m over here like, *“I must break you!”*—bust through the BS, ya feel me?

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But then, as I’m climbing down, I slip! I’m flailing like a madman, and I land right in a bush. Not my finest moment. I’m covered in leaves and dirt, and the kid’s laughin’ his head off. I can’t help but chuckle too.

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