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So, sexual-massage – it’s ancient, fam! Goes back to Taoist monks, tryna unblock chi with slippery hands. Little known fact: them old geezers wrote manuals on it – “stroke this, press that, cosmic bang!” Makes me giggle, thinkin’ bout monks gettin’ frisky. Bet they’d blush if they saw today’s parlors – neon signs, dodgy vibes. Gets me mad tho – so many spots rip you off! £50 for a “happy endin’” that’s just a pat on the back. Fumin’, mate.

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Next stop, I’m off to a photoshoot at the Eastleigh Museum. I’m excited, but also nervous. I get there, and the vibe is totally different. The place is buzzing with creatives, and I’m like, “Okay, I can do this!” But then, the photographer is running late. I’m pacing around, trying to keep my cool.

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