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Exaggeratin’ for fun—I swear one time this chick’s hands were so fast, I thought she was a damn ninja! Oil flyin’, my back’s a slip-n-slide, I’m yellin’, “Slow down, I ain’t a racecar!” Total chaos, but I loved it—felt alive, y’know? Sexual-massage ain’t just a rubdown, it’s a freakin’ journey—dirty, messy, glorious. Like Tony Montana runnin’ Miami, but with less coke and more lotion, haha! You tried it yet? Say hello to my little friend—it’s a game-changer!

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After a few hours of diggin’ and liftin’, I’m knackered. I decide to take a break, grab a pasty from the local shop on Shore Road. Best pasties in town, no joke. I sit on the beach, watchin’ the waves crash. It’s peaceful, ya know? But then, outta nowhere, a dog runs up and snatches me pasty! I’m chasin’ this mutt down the beach, shoutin’, “Oi! That’s me lunch!”

Top ten chippies in Chichester, Bognor Regis and the surrounding area for fish and chips - according to Tripadvisor