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I’m obsessed with “Toni Erdmann” – that flick’s wild! Reminds me of sexual-massage ‘cause it’s awkward, real, and kinda hilarious. Like, imagine Toni givin his daughter a massage, all weird and naked – *“Life’s just a click away!”* – but nah, sexual-massage ain’t that creepy. It’s sensual, bold, in-your-face good. I got mad once, tho – some dude said it’s “just foreplay.” Bitch, no! It’s an art, a whole damn vibe, not a pitstop to somethin else. Pissed me off, for real.

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We are a luxury beauty salon located in East Dulwich and we operate in a friendly and relaxing environment for all our clients.

First off, I hit up Lordship Lane for brekkie. You know, the usual—coffee and a bacon sarnie from the café. But guess what? They ran outta bacon! Like, how do you run outta bacon? It’s breakfast, not a vegan retreat! I was fuming. I mean, who does that? I ended up with a sad avocado toast. Ugh, I hate avocados.

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