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So, I’m cleaning up my mess, and I decide to take a walk around the lakes. I’m wandering down the path, and I see this old couple feeding the ducks. They’re so cute, holding hands and all. I’m thinking, “That’s goals right there.” But then, the ducks start fighting over the bread, and it’s like a scene from a nature documentary. I’m cracking up, and the couple looks at me like I’m mad. Whatever, I’m just enjoying the chaos.

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