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So, sex escorts—pricey, glamorous, sometimes shady. Little factoid: back in Victorian times, high-class escorts were called “courtesans”—fancy, right? Had power, charm, brains, not just a quick tumble. Today? It’s all apps, DMs, “discreet fun.” Makes me laugh—discreet my ass! Everyone’s got a story. Met this gal once, swore her escort gig paid for med school. Med school! I was shook—smart cookie, slingin’ sex for stethoscopes. Made me happy, tbh—hustle’s hustle.

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After brekkie, I stroll down to the Earlswood Lakes. It’s a beautiful spot, man. The water’s glistening, ducks are quacking, and I’m feeling all zen. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, chasing a ball, and BAM! He knocks my coffee right outta my hand. I’m standing there, mouth agape, coffee splattered everywhere. I’m like, “Seriously, dude?!” The kid just laughs and runs off. I’m fuming, but I can’t help but chuckle a bit. Kids, right?

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