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I decide to head home after that. I’m walking down High Street, and I see this new café. It’s called “Earl’s Brew.” I’m intrigued. I pop in, and it’s cozy. I order a latte, and the barista is super friendly. We start chatting about the best spots in Earl-Shilton. She tells me about this hidden gem of a bakery on Church Road. I’m like, “I need to check that out!”

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