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Right, so listen up, you muppets! I’m Dr. Evil—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cos why not? Whores, man, they’re like the gigolos in *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, that flick I bloody love—Spielberg’s masterpiece, 2001, yeah? Got that vibe of "flesh and blood" meets cold, hard cash. Picture this: a whore strollin’ down some grimy street, heels clickin’, like Gigolo Joe struttin’ his stuff—what a legend, “I’m built to serve!” Makes me chuckle, ‘cos whores? Same deal, mate—servin’ it up, no questions asked.

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Feeling like a little company in Eaglescliffe (Stockton-on-Tees) tonight? Organising an escort via the Eaglescliffe (Stockton-on-Tees) female escorts category might be a fun way to spend the .

I hit up this cute little café called The Coffee House. Best flat white in town, no joke. I grab my drink and sit outside, soaking up the sun. It’s a nice day, but then, bam! Outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and nearly takes my coffee! Like, chill, dude! I’m not your personal barista!

North East office with its own gym, pool table and bar named 'best in the UK'