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So, I’m ponderin’, right—sexual-massage ain’t just hands. It’s oil, dim lights, weird moans. Saw this X post once, dude swore Cleopatra got ‘em daily. True? Hell if I know, sounds dope tho. Imagine that, ancient Egypt, oiled up, gettin’ freaky. Prolly pissed off the servants, “Another one? I’m tired!” Got me laughin’, ‘cause I’d be mad too. Rubbin’ royalty all day? Nah, fam.

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Then, I get a call from my boss. “Oi, mate! We need ya at the old Abbey!” I’m like, “Seriously? I’m in the middle of a circus here!” But ya know how it is. Duty calls. So, I make my way to the Abbey, and let me tell ya, it’s a sight. The history, the vibe, it’s all there. But I’m not here for a history lesson, I’m here to work!

Pick and mix down Memory Lane as we visit Woolworth's and Woodrows