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About Leeds

She’s got guts, tho, gotta say—reminds me of Maria in *White Material*, fightin’ for her coffee plantation, badass. “I won’t give up,” that vibe, y’know? This whore, she’s dodgin’ cops, makin’ bank, livin’ free—tremendous, just tremendous. I’m laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ about it—imagine her outsmartin’ those dopes, skirt flappin’ in the wind, ha! Once heard a story—might be bullshit—but some whore in Oregon built a shack from stolen lumber, ran her gig right outta there. Crafty as hell, surprised me, didn’t think they had it in ‘em.

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It was grand. Never hated it or anything, but going to uni made me realise that whoever said schooldays are the best of your life was lying.

Then, outta nowhere, this dog comes barreling towards me. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” It’s a big ol’ labrador, all muddy and happy. It jumps on me, and I’m covered in mud. I’m like, “Seriously?!” But then I can’t help but laugh. Dogs are just pure joy, aren’t they?

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